Russian cat pets you.

Russian cat pets you.


I can’t hear you.

I can’t hear you.


Furry tractor!

Furry tractor!


Sinko de Mayo.

Sinko de Mayo.


Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.


That’s what.

That’s what.


The phone check.

The phone check.


I would really like to know

why my boyfriend is acting like an asshole. Man period possibly? I don’t know, but I wish he would stop.

That is all.


Well, it’s official.

My boyfriend is joining the Marines.
I never knew it was possible to be so proud and so broken hearted at the same time.